LAKE BUENA VISTA, Va. -- If you didn't know better, you'd swear you were in the wrong place.

The Ballpark at Disney's Wide World of Sports was empty on this particular morning. The only people around were the lawn-mower operator and a couple of bored sales people in the merchandise trailer.

"Do you have any Barry Bonds wigs?" I asked.

They looked confused.

"You know, he's dressing as Paula Abdul now," I said.

The guy just shook his head. As best as I can tell, there will be no wigs for sale at any Florida parks this spring.

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